11 Sep 2018 21:54:46
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left? " Johnny says, "None. " The teacher asks, "Why? " Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off. " The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking. " Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married? " The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream. " Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking! ".

1.) 12 Sep 2018
12 Sep 2018 08:25:35
LMFAO 🤣🤣.

2.) 12 Sep 2018
12 Sep 2018 09:57:23
😂😂 I'll give ya that one Martyn!

3.) 12 Sep 2018
12 Sep 2018 18:09:42
Lol martyn. That must be your 75th best joke of this international break 😂.

4.) 12 Sep 2018
12 Sep 2018 20:07:15
That's the best Lucas. I've drained the tanks now so there's not plenty in the tanks anymore. Be seeing you now.

5.) 12 Sep 2018
12 Sep 2018 20:56:27
Don’t worry about not having plenty in the tank sir the international break is over now. It’s almost time for giving the Millwallers a jolly good spanking which would be simply lovely 🧐 👌🦉.

6.) 13 Sep 2018
13 Sep 2018 08:51:15
Martyn Alistair Cook said he didn't have anything left in the tank then he plundered over 200 runs for England.