16 Nov 2018 13:48:39
I'm not suggesting it's looking bad for Theresa May but Paul Gascoigne has just arrived at 10 Downing Street with a fishing rod and a cooked chicken.

1.) 16 Nov 2018
16 Nov 2018 13:52:50
If lawyers can be disbarred and clergymen defrocked, this must mean electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed.

2.) 16 Nov 2018
16 Nov 2018 14:38:24
How about deflowering a few florists Martyn.