04 Dec 2018 18:16:28
Berm Have you decided which cheek for the inevitable branding? We could put it to a vote on the site. Eds, please organize a vote on which of Berm's cheeks get branded. Maybe we could also have the event televised a la Rodney Marsh and his hair shaving? Probably draw quite an audience. PPV and internet. Can you imagine if I arranged for KP to give the final fluorishes instead of the tattooist? Have a nice week Berm 😁.

{Ed001's Note - surely it has to go across both cheeks?}

1.) 04 Dec 2018
04 Dec 2018 18:30:14
One cheek for KP and the other cheek when we get promoted! Get that poker heating up!

2.) 04 Dec 2018
04 Dec 2018 19:26:48
Ed001 That's a bit cheeky of you! Boom boom. Technically, correct though. Berm referred to bottom. Actually I think the word he used in the requisite post was an anagram of "ears" so Ed001 quite right. In that case, all which remains is which cheek holding Championship trophy aloft, which cheek playing in England jersey? I'm not picky but Speedyg might be! Boom boom.

{Ed001's Note - my only fear is that the only way to know he really has done it is for him to post a pic of his arse afterwards. That is a sight that is likely to give us all nightmares forever after!}

3.) 04 Dec 2018
04 Dec 2018 19:49:18
I think the UN has observers that we might be able to use, as does the Electoral Reform Society . I think we would all be prepared to accept their word!

{Ed001's Note - anyone so long as it is not me!}

4.) 05 Dec 2018
04 Dec 2018 21:45:58
So that's settled. Only other issue of note is location of the tattooing. Elland Road my suggestion. It'll be packed to the rafters. Berm shall become international celebrity. Will give his playwright career shot in the ears I mean arm. Leave the arrangements to me and Andrea. Sleep well Berm.

5.) 05 Dec 2018
05 Dec 2018 01:05:20
At Elland Road, set of stocks in the centre circle, nice brazier blazing away, sounding good :)

6.) 05 Dec 2018
05 Dec 2018 10:47:09
Centre Circle on a matchday (a friendly against Leyton Orient) with the crowd baying for blood and all eyes on the directors box where KP stands with his thumb poised.

7.) 05 Dec 2018
05 Dec 2018 16:39:54
leyton will have my back i am quite the celeb down there and loved by all. although i did have a row with the chairman and manager when they refused to swap big marv and bonne for KP, i even said i would foot the bill for the transfer deficit, said the same to borough chairman and said i would go halves on the KP transfer fee. (thinking he is worth at least a score each) but he refused!