17 May 2019 20:44:13
While riding my motorbike, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? "

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for.

"I'm okay I think, " I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head. "

"That's nice of you, " I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that! "

"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse, " she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly. "

Well, she was pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this. "

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now. "

"Don't be silly! " she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she? "

"Still in the ditch with the motorbike, I guess. ".


1.) 17 May 2019
17 May 2019 20:50:56
You are on form Cork!


2.) 17 May 2019
17 May 2019 20:55:08
Top sense of humour cork, I'm a barber and a biker so I'll be using them 😂👍.