31 Mar 2020 11:06:38
A cab driver picked up a nun. She got into the cab, and noticed that the VERY handsome cab driver wouldn't stop staring at her.
She asked him why he was staring. He replied: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you. "
She answered, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. "
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me. "
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: No. 1, you have to be single, and No. 2, you must be Catholic, " she responded.
The cab driver, very excited, said, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic! "
"OK, " the nun said. "Pull into the next alley. "
The nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they got back on the road, the cab driver started crying.
"My dear child, " said the nun, "Why are you crying? "
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish. "
The nun said, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a costume party.
1.) 31 Mar 2020
31 Mar 2020 20:19:10
Very good Leodis!
2.) 01 Apr 2020
01 Apr 2020 07:15:30
That’s a good one Leo.