28 May 2014 18:49:00
ED A few jokes for the ladies at men´s expense.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends, ' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE!'
And they say blondes are dumb.

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world. '

The woman replies, 'I'll miss you. '

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today, ' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money, ' she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A rumour

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Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practising to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

A: Trustworthy.

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world.

. then He made the earth round!

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GO ON HAVE A LAUGH MOT

{Ed013's Note - We do have a jokes site you may find useful mate}

1.) 28 May 2014
Thanx ED got loads of jokes.

2.) 28 May 2014
Ed is it ok to post sexist jokes now?

{Ed013's Note - If any offend people I will take them down, just let me know. Obviously the jokes page is better suited}

3.) 28 May 2014
Ive got some great blonde jokes

4.) 28 May 2014
Tomas brolin was a blonde joke

5.) 29 May 2014
Went to the sea food disco last night

Pulled a mussell

6.) 29 May 2014
Must say they could be thought of as a little offensive. I myself am not particularly offended; however I guess that this is a site mainly visited by men, therefore I do wonder what crap we would get if we posted jokes of a similar nature on a predominately female site!