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20 Apr 2024 14:45:59
Not exactly a riveting set of fixtures in EPL today.

20 Apr 2024 14:06:15
I know we miss a few sitters, but West Brom today, unbelievable.

20 Apr 2024 11:45:07
Aus - I'm happy to step up as a fool! If foxes win today they go up. Baggies are more or less already in playoffs - they don't need the 3 points as bad as foxes

Could also do with canary loss and tiger win to keep the hungry for playoffs when tractor boys visit.

Somehow, and I am not sure we can, we need to get destiny back in our own hands!

20 Apr 2024 13:20:55
We get destiny back in our hands by winning our last three games and still going to go Ipswich losing them.
I have no idea what’s going to happen but it better happen now cause top 2 got bankers last game. Imo.

20 Apr 2024 13:58:42
Leicester winning.

It feels like Leeds may have to win all remaining 3.

Even then it might not be enough.

Leeds were top 5 games ago with auto destiny in their own hands.

20 Apr 2024 13:59:29
2 up now.

20 Apr 2024 14:04:55
Agree with ast two bankers, foxes 2-0 right now and out of our reach.

20 Apr 2024 14:44:06
Baz Even if win all 3 won't be enough. Win 3, finish 4th.

20 Apr 2024 14:52:05
Think that’s a mathematical impossibility Georgie.

20 Apr 2024 14:58:29
Hopefully 3 wins will be enough George. but if not that will mean League 1 Ipswich would have finished above Leeds United.

20 Apr 2024 15:00:35
You are right 1970 if Leeds win all 3 they can't finish 4th.

20 Apr 2024 15:04:50
We will win the playoffs! DF will be forced to start M Joseph and the youngster will become a Hero!

20 Apr 2024 08:40:33
It's a fools game predicting final placing. But all 4 experts on 90 min basically have the current top two up and us and Southampton in play offs.
I have no clue how it will finish but if I had to pick one of the four to go up that would currently be Southampton.

20 Apr 2024 11:26:32
I’d back us.

20 Apr 2024 07:39:28
{Ed's Note - MK Scouser has posted a new article entitled, Will Jurgen Klopp Leave Liverpool On A Whimper?

20 Apr 2024 00:17:47
After one point in three games there is no point in keeping a self-imposed silence.

There is no explanation as to why, but I have a very positive feeling about the next game and for some reason am sure it is going to be a win scoring 3 or more goals.

The last time I had a feeling like this it was correct and I hope it happens again and it is not just the effects of last night's chilli.

20 Apr 2024 01:06:25
Hope so Jungle. its a must win for Leeds United imo.

20 Apr 2024 09:57:03
With you all the way Jungle:) )

19 Apr 2024 22:09:22
Maybe Farke reads this site after all:


"This young team needs your support. Choose to be a believer, because it feels much better than to be a doubter and a moaner"

19 Apr 2024 22:39:18
The Leeds United supporters at ER for Blackburn match were palpably nervous

But losing points to Coventry, Watford, Sunderland does that.

19 Apr 2024 22:48:53
Alf Not according to the font of all knowledge Brighty.

19 Apr 2024 22:56:35
Also, young? If it was young, MJ would start and the crocked aging deer 🦌 on the bench. Want moaning and doubting to 🛑? Play MJ from the start. Furthermore, don't take off the Bulgarian (the one I do like) until the game is won and done.

20 Apr 2024 01:10:58
George I thought you and Brighty were besties 😆

As for this Leeds team being a young team. its not really that young.

DOL dream team " Oleary babes " far younger for starters.

20 Apr 2024 04:46:15
Alf Perhaps a certain potentially imbibing industrial drain cleaner poster keeps him updated.

20 Apr 2024 05:08:56
Sorry George, but you will never know that information. Besides I don’t think I want to share my opinion on threads anymore that are monopolized mainly by a couple of wums, whose opinions of Leeds United football club are somewhat dubious. in this present day.
You can get Farked!

20 Apr 2024 07:30:22
George (and others similarly afflicted) , will you ever be able to resist the itch of school playground name calling? - it’s not funny and it’s not clever, even if combined with what you seem to consider ‘clever’ wordplay. This site would be all the better if you could - and more folk might stick around/ contribute.

20 Apr 2024 07:50:07
Baz - Farkes‘s Leeds is the 5th youngest Leeds team ever. 22.4 years behind Bielsa (18/ 19 also 22.4) and three Revie teams (youngest being 22.2 in 66/ 67) .

DOL’s youngest team was 23.0 in 00/ 01 ranking 16th. All according to Transfermarkt.

20 Apr 2024 08:51:15
Well said OP and Cluey.
George’s immature, playground jibes and PP attempts at intelligence are as effective as an ashtray on a motorbike. The bosom buddies need a “by the hour” hotel room to thrash out their frustrations.
What was once a daily part of my morning coffee routine is now more painful than a trip to IKEA with a very indecisive ex wife and two toddlers!
It’s amazing how it only takes two ants to make yer butt very irritatingly itchy.

20 Apr 2024 08:52:55
Great quote there too Alf!

20 Apr 2024 09:15:41
Come on Brockley, don't let facts get in the way of Baz's verbal diarrhoea. That's not fair!

20 Apr 2024 14:10:26
22.2, 22.4, 23 so all very similar indeed in average age

So this DF ( without Coops ) doesn't have older players in its 30s to bring up its average age

ok fine.

But it doesn't have a plethora of teens in it either just AG and WG

( unlike other Leeds teams in history with 4 or 5 teens in team )

20 Apr 2024 14:12:54
The Leeds United content creator Kagey TV made an interesting point how about DF concentrate on getting his team winning matches and giving tne Leeds fans in the grounds something to cheer about.

19 Apr 2024 21:06:42
Not sure why but I'm extremely confident for Mondays game.
This will be our turning point.
Had my largest bet on Leeds today for many a year as I hate to jinx it.
But as I say I've got a feeling that Monday night is going to be a good good night.

19 Apr 2024 22:04:11
The Beatles and Black eyed peas songs, hope your bet brings you much coin and celebration Cork.

19 Apr 2024 22:13:57
Oh gawd that's a Corky jinx 😳. Boro win incoming

Nah just joshing

Paddy Power

Boro 14/ 5
Draw. 3/ 1
Leeds 3/ 4! . mean odds

Didn't you have a monkey ( £500 bet ) last season Corkster?

Brave man to bet large on Leeds to win, to win away, and on this form.

19 Apr 2024 23:48:01
Like I say Baz I’ve got a feeling. And yes I’ve been known to bet very occasionally with my heart and not my head.
But not this time!

20 Apr 2024 01:14:14
Well blooming hope you are right Corky and Leeds United defeat the Boro.

19 Apr 2024 14:08:44
Easier to get a golden ticket Wonka bar tgan a Leeds ticket. Logged in at 1pm, 27000 in the queue.

19 Apr 2024 15:30:53
I was slightly ahead of you in the queue.
Where did all of these extra supporters spring from 🤔🤔.

19 Apr 2024 15:56:17
I used to get away tickets all the time too, but now you have have attended 22 away games, which it's impossible to get tickets for because you can't attend an away game. It's getting worse, been a member since it started, left for 1 year so didn't do 10 consecutive years, so not entitled to priority membership, but all the years before that don't count.
Indeed, where have they all come from.

19 Apr 2024 15:56:37
Did you get one Leroy?

19 Apr 2024 16:13:58
This is just one of several reasons why stadium 🏟️ expansion a must. Said at the time Publicity Pete ought to have used the funds he had at his disposal into the ground so we'd have a better infrastructure moving forward. Would have meant a lack of quality players in the noughties and probably going into League One but we did that anyway!
#dearthofstrategicvision.

19 Apr 2024 17:35:37
Unfortunately, I missed out Dougie
I'll try via the ballot over the weekend
How about you.

19 Apr 2024 19:12:22
I didn’t get one with priority membership and.

19 Apr 2024 22:10:54
No good 51, ballot for me too.

20 Apr 2024 00:11:41
I have seen numerous posts about the difficulties you guys experience in getting tickets.

Is there some way (even at a ludicrous cost) a foreigner like myself can get to see a game at Elland Road when I am able to visit the UK?

Or can I kiss that dream goodbye.

20 Apr 2024 06:35:36
You still get them jungle, sports travel agents do premium match day tickets, but you will pay big money

There is a company in Ireland, friend of mine uses when he's comes over ( Champions travel) I think they called he always gets ticket.

20 Apr 2024 07:50:01
Also hospitality is a given, there are various ones to choose from.

20 Apr 2024 08:45:43
Thanks guys, that's good to know.

I don't care about the cost, its a once in a lifetime thing for me.

19 Apr 2024 13:46:50
Conor Roberts out for the season. 🥴😔.

19 Apr 2024 14:27:49
We know how to buy loan and injure them .
Gray takes over. So kam and Gruev mid.
Prob same old up front. Zzz.
We had our chance to recruit but didn’t.
We are Leeds. But until our league position resembles Leeds we are old news.
It’s good we have a chance to experience new owners and manager this season.
Let’s see how smart they are for season 2.

19 Apr 2024 17:36:39
I think Connor Roberts got his injury during the International games for Wales.

19 Apr 2024 18:42:06
Yes I think it was Wales first game where Robert’s was injured. The international break was a bad blow for us, but we weren’t the only ones, I think Leicester are struggling with a few injuries to key players including Vardy, Dewsbury-Hall and Pereira.
Lucky Ipswich have largely been injury free all this season, a part of the reason I’m sure why they have gone well above most people’s expectations.

Although Anthony hasn’t played much he and Rodon have both been fit and injury free this season for us.

19 Apr 2024 21:09:23
Thank f**k for Rodon being injury free!