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Team: Leeds United

Where from: Swarcliffe leeds

Favourite player: Norman Hunter

Best team moment: Big Doms header San sero

Interests: Having a few sherbets with the boys and a good Alf discussion about United or the Rhinos (my other passion)

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28 Jan 2019 12:09:58
Mcburnie put out on Twitter that james is going nowhere this window.

1.) 28 Jan 2019 13:47:51
Mcsillyname can fork off!

2.) 28 Jan 2019 14:06:32
Detecting a bit of boatymcboatyface name calling going on here george.

3.) 28 Jan 2019 16:06:43
Martyn, did you notice that since the “alleged” £10 mill offer has gone in McBurnie deleted his post 🤔.

4.) 28 Jan 2019 16:18:02

5.) 28 Jan 2019 16:31:00
so £6m rising to £10m if redtop The Scum is to be believed.

6.) 28 Jan 2019 16:37:51

7.) 28 Jan 2019 16:39:16

8.) 28 Jan 2019 17:07:51

9.) 28 Jan 2019 19:36:08
Now it's doing mcfrikenheadin.

10.) 31 Jan 2019 16:14:49



22 Jan 2019 16:58:28
Mateusz Bogusz 17yr old polish attacking midfielder has supposed to have signed. He's regarded as one of the best young players to come out of poland. At 17 he's scored 5 senior goals this season. Just waiting for the announcement.

1.) 22 Jan 2019 17:53:49
"one for the future" probably means he'll be playing next week 😀.



14 Jan 2019 08:58:43
Courtois injured at real Madrid could scupper our keeper deal.

1.) 14 Jan 2019 15:08:52
We've got the Gooners lad lined up as well according to reports, just in case :)



11 Dec 2018 14:45:47
Westwood a non starter according to phil hay.

1.) 11 Dec 2018 15:01:41
That's it then, he's a respected journalist, and in the know :)

2.) 11 Dec 2018 18:35:15
Detect a hint of sarcasm there AL? He has a lot of contacts at leeds and seems to get it right more often than not.

3.) 11 Dec 2018 20:25:20
I must admit Hay knows his stuff. Unfortunately he’s probably right on this one.

4.) 12 Dec 2018 14:22:04
It was a bit sarcastic yes, but he seems, a lot of the time, to go with what he thinks people want to hear but in the main he's not far off with what he says.



05 Dec 2018 15:08:14
Dallas out for 6 weeks now.

1.) 05 Dec 2018 18:54:21
Martyn No matter. Up step Jamie Shackleton and I can see another youngster taking his place on the bench probably that Leif lad. New Year will be like a signing bonanza! Brown Bamford Berardi Cooper and Dallas! Get me that Gomez fella and I don't see us finishing below 2nd.

2.) 05 Dec 2018 23:59:32
You’ve moved on from Maddison then George?!

3.) 06 Dec 2018 01:26:57
Cork He's still a quality player I fancy but I do like the look of Ibai Gomez. I also like Neal Maupay.

4.) 06 Dec 2018 07:49:28
Young Madison seems to have turned into the invisible man, there was loads of rumours about him pre-season but just nothing at all since then, is he injured? (daft question really, or he'd be in our physio room right now)




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22 Apr 2019 18:57:22
Can't figure out why we put Dallas at left back with beradi on the bench.

1.) 22 Apr 2019 19:03:24
Dallas has never been good enough. Get rid.

2.) 22 Apr 2019 19:05:27
A few decisions today are questionable, no Phillip's, Janson off (ariel threat) , bamford Harrison both still on, even Clarke looks uninterested.

3.) 22 Apr 2019 19:13:40
Clarke’s not been the same since his illness.

4.) 22 Apr 2019 19:18:38
Agree Martyn neither has Roberts!



13 Apr 2019 21:50:49
wendies players having counselling after. Being totally violated today.

1.) 14 Apr 2019 01:13:04
Lees tried his best. Shame he couldn't play like that for us.



04 Apr 2019 01:48:56
Time to lighten the mood before Saturday. Here is your weekly football joke.

Garry Monk flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.
Two weeks later Birmingham are 4-0 down to Villa with only 20 minutes left, the manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 cminutes and wins the game for Birmingham . The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted
and the media love the new star.
When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.
'Hello mum, guess what? ' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media,
they all love me. '
'Wonderful, ' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped
and beaten up and now your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time. '
The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry. '
'Sorry?! Sorry?! ' says his mum,
'It's your frickin fault we came to Birmingham in the first place!

1.) 04 Apr 2019 05:18:59
Martyn Story can't be true because no drug dealing was involved. That's the most common daily activity in West Midlands.

2.) 04 Apr 2019 08:15:42
You would need drugs George if we still had monk as manager.

3.) 04 Apr 2019 08:32:49
Adam Johnson following his release from prison has been contacted by Gary Monk at Birmingham city and invited to train with them and the offer of a 2 year contract. Monk said that Johnson's fitness should not be a problem as he had been keeping fit in the prison gym. Adam Johnson spoke to the media regarding this and said, I am unable to take up the offer of resuming my football career with Birmingham city as I feel that I have already caused enough heartache and shame on my family!



01 Apr 2019 02:25:52
Am back 😜

A source inside Camelot has revealed that a man from New Cross was a recent lottery winner. The lucky man was delighted to announce that he had spent his winnings on a new player for his beloved Millwall. He said: "If my three numbers come up again I'll gladly buy them another! "

That should cheer us up til brum.

1.) 01 Apr 2019 07:52:15
Great jokes Martyn! Almost as funny as the Millwall fans singing “ Leeds are falling apart again” about a team about to go back into the top two whilst their team drops to one point above the relegation places!

2.) 01 Apr 2019 08:35:17
brilliant that has just been sent to all my millwall friends and familiy!

some are calling for harris head, I said I disagree, anyman who gets wall relegated is a legend in my book.

3.) 01 Apr 2019 08:56:50
Bermo, I’m sure earlier in the year Millwall were one of your hot tips for automatic promotion and Harris shoe in for manager of the year! Oh hang on a minute, that could explain it!

4.) 01 Apr 2019 10:33:28
in all honesty I think harris did well, some of his signings have been great such as cooper, wallace, gregory and last year they pnched well about their weight but cream will always float to the top and S''T will always sink to the bottom

my tip was borough and they ain't done much better I also said we got no chance and still think we won't go up so fingers crossed!

5.) 01 Apr 2019 22:53:15
Remind me never to go to the casino with you fella!



01 Apr 2019 02:21:32
And another one

What do Millwall fans use as birth control?

Their personalities.

I'll get my coat.




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09 Apr 2019 12:27:29
Got a feeling boguz will be a surprise no:10 tonight.



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02 Apr 2019 10:52:07
Lazy journalism to fill pages.



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01 Apr 2019 17:08:38
Or an April fooooool.



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18 Mar 2019 11:16:08
They also have more pressure to keep it up. The underdog tag will do for me.



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01 Feb 2019 20:38:34
He didn't ask for him Aus. Orta located james and bielsa didn't ask for him but didn't say no either.




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22 Apr 2019 19:13:40
Clarke’s not been the same since his illness.



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22 Apr 2019 18:51:29
No mental toughness.



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19 Apr 2019 23:38:22
How do you know they will win all 3 games Whitman? There’s as much chance of them losing all 3 as there is them winning them 50/ 50.



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19 Apr 2019 23:35:39
To be fair the elf should tell sly spurts that the last 5 games of the business end of the season must all kick off at the same time on the same day to make it an even playing field.



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19 Apr 2019 23:33:19
And 1 goal from ten on target is Sunday league standard.