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19 Mar 2020 23:01:14
Leeds in advanced talks to sign Meslier permanently, triggering his £5m release clause.



17 Feb 2020 10:44:17
some sources hinting at a battle going on between Augustin and Bielsa behind the scenes - Augustin not happy that his fitness levels are being critisised and Bielsa's iron will and standards at the other side. If true, hope Aug sees the light, knuckles down and delivers what we need for the last few games - namely a huge contribution and lots of goals.

1.) 17 Feb 2020 11:57:07
Probably bs from these ' sources'. there is no doubt that JKA arrived not in anyway near peak fitness .

2.) 17 Feb 2020 15:44:46
its not a difficult story for a journo to come up with is it?

3.) 17 Feb 2020 16:02:38
Read that too, but I call cow poo on that report! It was Michael Brown purely speculating, and if I remember correctly, included the phrase Augustin”might be feeling. ” blah blah blah. The guy always has a smile on his face.

4.) 17 Feb 2020 20:17:25
Michael Brown and Noel Whelan . rank mediocre players . stick to ' ' punditry 'on your teams Sheff Utd and Coventry City respectively lads . thanks.

5.) 18 Feb 2020 08:21:53
Yet the player himself has said all the right things on arrival and is fully committed to playing his part when called upon said a source close to myself.

Easy innit?



31 Jan 2020 08:37:07
We’ve sold 110000 shirts this year. At £40 each that equates to £4.5m in sales nitro mention other merchandise. And yet we are still broke. How?

1.) 31 Jan 2020 08:57:22
Paying silly wages for Bamford and Casilla. It’s meant that other team members want parity. The yearly wage for those two and KP amount to £4.5m alone, not to mention Klich costa cooper Dallas Ayling and foreshaw.

2.) 31 Jan 2020 09:57:02
Took the words right off my finger tips Ali!
Add in all of the rest of the paid staff, ER running costs on a daily basis, TA running, upkeep, even running cost of things like ticket offices, merch stores, marketing, grounds men and the myriad of other overhead costs; Football is a loss maker. It’s how much you lose that needs to be managed.

3.) 31 Jan 2020 09:57:57
That said, those shirt sales alone are amazing, and the grey one is our best selling second strip EVER!

4.) 31 Jan 2020 10:52:04
The running costs will not have altered much from previous years unless the rents gone up so the increase in costs must be down to wages. Previous years we have done ok so not sure why we are in such dire straits this season. When you quote £4.5mill then you need to take into account last season Bam was here on same wage so not all extra. kp and Bam maybe a million more than last season. Costa and Kiko on high wages but we did offload over 15 players in summer. Not adding up for me.

5.) 31 Jan 2020 14:17:31
Plus we were told at beginning of summer there was a 20mill fund for loan players so he is not paying their wages. This is Kinnear spin doctor again.

6.) 31 Jan 2020 16:14:52
that's net price btw distribution and costs to take off.

7.) 31 Jan 2020 16:59:33
£40 Alf? Not for. bodyfit there 70 almost double . Big big money generator.

8.) 01 Feb 2020 10:28:18
The vast majority of shirt sales go to the manufacturer, as part of the deal for them to be the manufacturer (clubs are estimated to get 10-15%, though maybe more at the lower leagues) . Admittedly there will be this years shirt deal money coming in and a small boost due to increased sales on last year, but it won’t make a massive difference between the two seasons.

The increased sales will however help us strike a better deal when it comes up for renewal.

{Ed001's Note - clubs do not get a %age except in very rare circumstances apart from the merchant's cut when the sale is through the club's own store.}



24 Jan 2020 15:42:25
Latest striker to be linked is. Jean-Kevin Augustin! 22 years old, standing at a colossal 5ft 8in and contracted to Red Bull Leipzig but currently out on loan at Monaco. He has had limited chances at Monaco only appearing 13 times and scored 12 goals in 42 appearances for Red Bull last season.
This doesn't scream out 'goalscorer' to me but apparently he has great pace so maybe that is a benefit for us.
Ticks Radz boxes for being cheap and might turn out alright so Orta more than happy.

1.) 24 Jan 2020 16:40:32
Just read that. We are desperate for some blistering pace, so if the price is right.

2.) 24 Jan 2020 19:14:50
Read 3 goals in 532 minutes, nearly as prolific as bam bam.

3.) 24 Jan 2020 20:24:34
The boy has skills, and wheels.



23 Jan 2020 19:21:30
Poveda has passed his medical (although with some of our sick note signings I can't imagine what that actually involves - not dying while in with the Doctor presumably) so the deal should go through this evening or tomorrow.

1.) 24 Jan 2020 10:28:51
Apparently only has stress fractures to his tibia so once hip replacements done he is good to go.




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30 Mar 2020 11:14:42
Can you name all the footballers?

1) 🚀🎅🚢
2) 🐤🚍per🚣
3) Sh🍷s🐅
4) 🚭urd👦
5) 🚗🅰️🇩🇪
6) ☁♏🅰️©️🅰️L📧L📧
7) Ⓜ🇺🇸👭🆗🅾️
8) 😎 🅿️@ 🍚
9) 🚽🚗mod💰💰💰💰💰
10) 🐋🇫🇷🆔🎀🗽
11) ☁EO🍕🚣
12) 💍🅾️ ⚽🅾️📺
13) ✅📞🚬🐜
14) 🇩🇪✒🐜
15) U👀✅📞_____🐜
16) 🚣💅 🍛 🎅
17) 🏥🔑 🔫🐺🅰️N
18) ⛽1000kg 🐏👂💤
19) A🏃🐏🌊
20) 🌅📼🚽💤
21) 📹🔛🇩🇪Ω
22) 🔑🚐👑🚤🆖
23) 👩👨👩🎢er 👶
24) 👼D💍👩
25) 👼r👼
26) 🇬🇧🐴💪🐏📏🅰️.

1.) 30 Mar 2020 13:17:42
1) Roque Santa Cruz.

2.) 30 Mar 2020 13:19:14
14 . Former Leeds loanee from the Gooners.

3.) 30 Mar 2020 15:05:57
3 bastion swinestiger
Or something like that. Lol.

4.) 30 Mar 2020 16:23:25
Batty yeah Bastian Schweinsteiger

Alf a few more for you

9.Luca Modric
14.Jermaine Pennant
19.Aaron Ramsey.

5.) 31 Mar 2020 09:21:43
22 is Kevin Boateng, I think.

6.) 31 Mar 2020 09:35:21
26 - Brit AssarmbaalongA perhaps.

7.) 31 Mar 2020 09:43:51
17 ilkay gundogan
25 angel rangel.



28 Mar 2020 19:05:57
My electric fan tested positive for covid-19.

It's now self oscillating.



28 Mar 2020 19:00:17
Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 tablets at me in morissons last night. Fortunately my injuries were only super fish oil!



27 Mar 2020 19:35:47
Hope you are all ok - very quiet on here today : (.

1.) 27 Mar 2020 20:17:47
Not just today Alf.
But hey, this is about footie banter isn’t it, so without the footie, it’s just not the same.
But well played to those who keep posting much needed jokes and humour!



20 Mar 2020 14:56:46
a man goes home at the end of the day and passes his wife a small box.

she opens it up and inside is a large amphibian.

"what's that? " says the wife

"a c@ck sucking frog" replies the man

"so what am I supposed to do with it? " says his wife

"teach it to cook and fook off"




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01 Apr 2020 15:13:57
cant see anywhere near £120M though unless that is if we are promoted. £80M maybe.



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31 Mar 2020 16:58:26
hopefully Heinz.



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27 Feb 2020 14:22:07
tbh he is out of contract in a few months so nobody could begrudge him thinking about the future. the question is if our powers that be are already having that conversation and if not why not?



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27 Feb 2020 14:03:43
I don't think even the medical team at ER know that yet.



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21 Feb 2020 13:02:25
Youre not allowed to use foul language in front of the officials. Doing so rightly is a punishable offence.

We are lucky not to be docked points or kicked out of the league.

But stupidity from the ER hierarchy who should know better.

Honestly, using the word 'fair' in relation to the FL - its a fooking disgrace.




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05 Apr 2020 17:09:10
RIP boys.



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04 Apr 2020 20:37:27
Sounds simple enough.



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04 Apr 2020 20:36:57
Or just a recording of our mighty fans in full voice. Does anyone remember when Arsenal were building a new stand at Highbury and they had a picture of fans in a stand in front if the building work that apparently made 'crowd noises'?



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02 Apr 2020 20:29:49
I'm doing well thanks DJ - good to hear from you.

Nt much has changed for me really as I work from home with my GF anyway. just can't go to the supermarket which is annoying. on the plus side i'm getting bread, meat, fruit and veg delivered and I took delivery of 48 cans of Brew Dog craft beer today. going to be a good weekend!

bored without footy but really busy with work and DIY so that is taking the edge off a bit at least.




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01 Apr 2020 21:52:04
Didnt know viagra lasted that long Bermo.