18 Sep 2014 13:05:52
Conversation between Magath & McCormack after losing last night to Forest 5-3.
Mc " we did well tonight didn't we boss?"
Mag " you what? We lost again!"
Mc " I know but we scored 3 and I got 2 of them"
Mag " yes Ross but we only have 1 pt from 7 games - it's a catastrophe"
Mc " don't worry because I did well scoring 2. Can I have another £10k a week please? "
Mag " you selfish little git"
Mc " look boss. I am not bothered. Give me another £10k a week because I am so good and I promise I will kiss the Fulham badge more than I did at leeds"
Mag " I can't do it Ross - I may lose my job at this rate "
Mc " well I can save that too. Give me the money, I will kiss the badge more AND I will go on national tv and say what a great manger you are and that you should stay and you have my support and I would leave the club if you left. See you are bound to keep your job now because I am so respected and so gooooooood"
Mag " sounds a plan ross. You can have £12k a week. Thanks mate "
Lol.
This is only a bit of banter before the ffs brigade tell me to move on as he's gone. He still a little selfish lxxxx and always will be!
Up the revolution! Bring on the Udders! MOT

1.) 18 Sep 2014
Very funny Phil

But I would have thought it might have been

Its a catastrophe Ross

What we won a trophy boss - that's another £10k a week innit eh! (kisses badge)

2.) 18 Sep 2014
18 Sep 2014 16:08:07
How dare you ridicule next season's leading goalscorer in League One and runners-up medallist for the Johnstone Paint Trophy 2015?

3.) 18 Sep 2014
Looks like it wasn't enough - Magath has gone!

4.) 18 Sep 2014
Jesus some fans ave got short memories. Get over it lads, the man has left to further his career. Yes, in football more cash generally means a career advancement. HE IS NOT A LEEDS FAN.

5.) 19 Sep 2014
19 Sep 2014 08:33:21
Read the second last line of the opening post Cork . Only a bit of craic.

6.) 19 Sep 2014
Its not like he went for 1mil and virtually ran out the door (ok maybe a little).

We got £11mill for him. that's 5l ess than both Welbeck and Balotelli and double what Asombaloonga cost.

Good business in my eyes both short term and long term.