22 Jun 2016 17:11:47
With reference to some of the posts way down looking for a derogatory name for Gulf Finance House can I suggest - Mick's Ugly Spouse?

Honestly lads she's a minger (unlike her sister) so this would be the ultimate insult - other than throwing your shoes at them.

MM.

1.) 22 Jun 2016
22 Jun 2016 17:32:13
MM why did you marry her. The only explanation I can think of is that your eyes were dazzled by the brightness of the shell suite you were wearing when you met her, which in tern blinded you from her uglyness! It's either that or you just married her to get closer to the sister, which by the sounds of it hasn't worked yet.

Either way MM, your wife and sister-in-law banter is ace, kept up the good work.

2.) 22 Jun 2016
22 Jun 2016 17:54:13
Danny, you were right. I only married her so that her sister would talk to me. It hasn't worked yet, but I'm playing the long game.

MM.

3.) 22 Jun 2016
22 Jun 2016 18:31:59
MM

Introduce SIL to me. Like Somma I'll be sure to score when in the box with a pussy to beat and like Haigh I'll set up hidden cameras. You can live vicariously through me.

4.) 22 Jun 2016
22 Jun 2016 18:52:22
How about GFH - Go F***ing Home or Greedy F***ing Hogs.