11 Mar 2026 09:27:03
A British couple are walking down a street in Tenerife.
They turn a corner and see a sign that says,
'Billy's Bar - ALL drinks €0.10' ?
They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true.
They order a pint of lager and a cocktail and sure enough once the drinks are on the bar the English bartender says that'll be 20 cents please! ??
The couple can't believe their luck. They finish their drinks and order the same again. Sure enough the drinks are poured and the barman says;
"That'll be 20 cents please! "
Curiosity gets the better of them and the woman asks the barman how he can afford to sell drinks so cheaply ?
The bartender says "It was always my dream to own a bar in Tenerire and last year I won £109 Million on the Euro Millions so i opened this bar and i've got enough money that i don't have to worry about making any profit.

"
Happy with the story the couple congratulate him and order another round of drinks ??
As the man is drinking his pint of lager he can't help but notice three old blokes sat in the corner who've been sat there without a drink the whole time they've been in.
"What's the deal with them three over there? ' ?The man asks the bartender.
"Those are three of my regulars, they're retired blokes from Yorkshire. They're waiting for Happy Hour when the drinks are half price! '.

1.) 11 Mar 2026
11 Mar 2026 10:11:30
? Good 'un, Alfie, pal.

2.) 11 Mar 2026
11 Mar 2026 12:10:30
Read more interesting posts, Alf. Bit boring, mate. lol.

3.) 12 Mar 2026
12 Mar 2026 08:04:25
Good one, Alf, especially as I actually know someone like that, may I borrow it, please.. lol.

4.) 12 Mar 2026
12 Mar 2026 14:59:31
I did, Revie, so feel free to go ahead.