24 Sep 2026 11:01:01
You couldn't make this stuff up. Scarecrow lookalike Uncle Jim Ratcliffe is selling off the pitch at the theatre of wet dreams in 7cm squares to the gullible sheep that follow his club. All to help pay off the 1 billion + debt they are in.

1.) 24 Sep 2026
24 Sep 2026 13:12:03
At £125 a pop!

2.) 24 Sep 2026
24 Sep 2026 13:43:40
Embarrassing is all I can say.
Makes me think that their situation is worse than most perceive ?
Or does Uncle Jimmy always do stuff like this ?

3.) 24 Sep 2026
24 Sep 2026 13:30:52
Put me down for a dozen!!

Listening to the radio the other day, one of the Man U supporters club members described Ratcliffe as 'the penniless billionaire' - stories like this make it believable!

What a little w@nk3r that guy really is!

4.) 24 Sep 2026
24 Sep 2026 15:38:40
He is the grim reaper Cleggy! A right miserable sod to say he lives in Monaco and is rolling in cash.

5.) 24 Sep 2026
24 Sep 2026 16:18:59
Took its time what goes round comes round how about the FA looking in to these clubs with massive debts still thay will say they have a massive fan base and can cover it ??‍♂️.

6.) 25 Sep 2026
25 Sep 2026 01:38:38
He'll need to find a heck of a lot of gullible suckers, the Old Trashyard pitch is 105 by 68 metres, which would yield 1,455,000 7cm squares. At £125 a pop, that'd bring in nearly £182 million,

7.) 25 Sep 2026
25 Sep 2026 08:35:32
I'm going to buy a piece or 2 for my cat's litter tray.

8.) 25 Sep 2026
25 Sep 2026 15:45:17
Plenty of sheep JR, the first lot has sold out.