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26 Apr 2024 21:26:36
Why has Farke spent whole game on chair?
Weird.
Make an effort mate.

26 Apr 2024 20:59:27
Pray for a miracle.

26 Apr 2024 20:53:39
Can't believe what I'm watching.
Pity we can only make five changes as eleven are needed!
Come on lads, let's start playing and pull an enormous rabbit out of the hat in the second half.

26 Apr 2024 20:52:53
Oh well.
Completely outplayed in first half.
Very well set up and managerial tactics by qpr and manager.
My bazprediction stands though. going to be a 6 goal thriller. 3-3.

26 Apr 2024 20:51:29
I wish I could say you couldn't make it up. But this is Leeds United.

26 Apr 2024 14:06:21
Nothing but 3 points.
Prediction
Qpr 1 Leeds 5.
Put your money down boys.
They can't stop us.
ALAW.
Hooo raaaaa.
Give it to them.

26 Apr 2024 14:44:48
If Leeds do score 5 ( FIVE )
Then beers are on OP all round.

5 goals would helpfully also put Leeds GD above Leicester again

should Leicester NOT win either of their remaining 2 matches.

26 Apr 2024 15:12:07
Baz My prediction is a 1-4 away win.

26 Apr 2024 15:31:00
Drinks on you then Georgey if so.

26 Apr 2024 17:51:33
5 - 1 or 4-1, yes please instead of another nerve jangler.

26 Apr 2024 11:57:09
Im nervous for tonight and with the kind of football that I imagine QPR will employ (a draw is worth gold for them in their relegations scrap) I am not too expectant of a Leeds win. However, I just wanted to say regardless of how we do tonight and for the remainder of the season i have loved it this year and that doesn't depend on whether we go up or not. If we are still in the champ next season then great - another season under Farke with a few shrews additions will be just as much fun and arguable more of a prospect than the EPL. Bring it on but win, lose or draw I will be back next year with the same appetite for all things Leeds.

26 Apr 2024 12:44:26
Not sure signings shrews next season Cuppa is going to help . they be very small with no ball skills .

26 Apr 2024 12:48:51
But Cuppa surely you, Berma and others believe that best manager ever in Chsmpo DF can outwit and overcome little ole QPR

And what's this pessimistic nonsense about Lèeds not getting top 2!

Be positive Cuppa!

26 Apr 2024 16:46:57
Baz farke is the best manager in the leauge statistically. that’s just a fact

Bit like bubs getting mugged by relegated Wigan and Ipswich being a fact… funny how you get facts and stats muddled depending on your view point.

26 Apr 2024 17:41:01
Completely agree Alf.
Apart from a few hiccups at the start and recently, it’s been a great season and one where I have managed to get some tickets to watch them live in a long time
ALAW.

26 Apr 2024 17:44:01
Fair post Alf. We all expect them to sit back and pack midfield.
What about someone lashing in one from outside the box for a change?
Or maybe someone scoring from a powering header from one of the ten plus corners we normally get in a game? Come on lads, an early goal (for us! ) to settle any nerves, then have a right go at them. It’s always the other team’s cup final against us, but tonight it really is our cup final.

26 Apr 2024 17:51:51
Disingenuous Berm

Why refer to a meaningless match?

That Ipswich away game in 2019 season match 46 for Leeds of EFL season utterly meaningless with top 2 already confirmed

Hopefully not a deja vu of this season match 46.

26 Apr 2024 19:02:13
It's not about the manager now it's down to the players who can be a bit naive when teams park the bus and play anti football.

26 Apr 2024 10:34:38
Good morning boys and girls.
Have any of you received tickets for the Southampton game via the ballot
I haven't heard anything and obviously assuming that I've missed out.

26 Apr 2024 11:53:39
I havent, but I know that people who have have already been informed so i would also guess that you missed out. i think if there are returns you may still have a chance, or if you just keep checking the ticket portal sometimes one or two come back available.

26 Apr 2024 12:36:45
51, if you don't hear, you don't get! I have been in a few, including this one, and i didn't hear or get one either. Even bought train tickets 2 months ago thinking and hoping I'd get 2. As I have said before, Wonka bars have a better win ratio.

26 Apr 2024 12:52:59
So Dougie should we call you " Charlie" when / if you do get a ticket?

Believe Half full Dougie ✨️.

26 Apr 2024 15:27:22
If you had seen me Tuesday Baz i was more like Verucca Salt stamping up and down 🤣. Even half full Dougie was a little pessamistic with this one 😉.

26 Apr 2024 15:56:19
Dougie indeed 😉

And tonight will you be serial non stop gum chewing Violet Beuaragarde?

to help deal with Uber stress of watching Leeds United must win match 🤯.

26 Apr 2024 16:41:50
Flowers… for me? I do declare, Mr. Beauregard.

26 Apr 2024 07:39:35
{Ed's Note - Ork has posted a new article entitled, Options For Manchester United's Next Manager

25 Apr 2024 20:31:52
DF says that'd Bryam has been in ice bath for last 48 hours - poor fella, hop his wife "finds" things without too much problem.

QPR 1 LUFC 3, get yer money on it.

25 Apr 2024 21:38:10
It's on 1970, it's on:)

25 Apr 2024 23:52:37
Just like in Wanted. Hope we bathe in much success and hot tub afterwards.