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21 Jul 2024 21:15:50
A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur! "
One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career!
The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from the school and even moved to another town!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease! All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her! She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw Arthur, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his Hoover!
Don't tell me you thought that Arthur became a ****in' doctor!

21 Jul 2024 21:13:35
The Liverpool manager, Jurgen Klopp flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football.
He is suitably impressed and arranges for the player to come over.
Two weeks later Liverpool are 2-0 down to Newcastle with only 20 minutes left.

The manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod, and on he goes.
The lad is a sensation. He scores 3 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool.
The fans are delighted, the players and the coach are delighted and the media love the new Star.
When the player comes off the pitch he phones his Mum to tell her about his first day in English football.
'Hello Mum, Guess What".?, he says "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 2 - 0 down but I scored 3, they call it a Hat-Trick, and we Won.
"Everybody loves me, the fans, the press, they all love me".
'Just wonderful, ' says his Mum,
"Let me tell you about MY Day. Your Father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and assaulted, she would have been raped but for a passing police vehicle.
Your brother has joined a local gang of looters and set fire to some buildings and all while you tell me that you were having a great time playing Football".
The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say Mother, but I'm really sorry".
"Sorry.?! Sorry".?!, says his Mum.
"It's your ******fault we came to Liverpool in the first place".

21 Jul 2024 21:12:31
Pat
returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the
doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.

Given the prognosis, Pat asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.

Could we please do it one more time?

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch
and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,
'Honey, please. just one more time
before I die.

She says, Of course, Dear, and they
make love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls over
and falls asleep.

Pat, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses.
Honey, I have only 4 more hours.

Do you think we could.

At this point the wife sits up and
says, 'Listen, Pat, enough is enough
I have to get up in the morning. you don't. 😂.

17 Jul 2024 20:30:11
Joseph has declined to travel with Spain to the Olympics, to instead focus on training and improving his game.

I hope he gets a start. It's criminal that he never did last season.

18 Jul 2024 00:07:13
Holy sh! t, that's a big decision from the club not allowing him to go.

I asked the question when the Olymlic squad was named - should MJ go there and miss preseason when he's challenging for a starting spot?

Guess Leeds have planted their flag here. A statement of intent for MJ's career trajectory.

Expecting Joseph to get a start on match week 1 now (providing we don't bring a marquee CF in before window shuts) .

18 Jul 2024 07:52:12
However it came about, it’s great news!

16 Jul 2024 20:04:50
Well, the King is dead, Long Live the King. Whoever that may be.
A big, big decision for the FA The
la de da suits want someone who knows how to eat peas whereas the tech men want a winner. The suits want an Englishman whilst the techies just want the best. Interesting indeed. With all the division it has caused, the new man should be decided by a referendum. One man one vote! However for what its worth I say throw money at Klopp or Pep but more realistically Howe or Potter with (if they are brave? ) a few votes for Lee Carsley. After all the majority of the players lining up for the next World Cup will have come through the ranks and weel known to Carsley and his team. I think though that, as I have said, would be a brave decision and the FA are not quite capable of Bravery.

17 Jul 2024 01:03:32
Dyches being touted too. Southgate 2.

17 Jul 2024 07:17:52
Please, no!

13 Jul 2024 19:49:50
Kamara off to Rennes for €10m. Fab Rom reporting it's done.

12 Jul 2024 21:19:03
Melbourne White, tomorrow Ascot - 16:07 - Lord Melbourne - 4/ 1 - just for you mate and for anyone else we have Georginio - Ascot - 14:57 - 12/ 1 each way bargain! 🤞👍.

12 Jul 2024 12:14:40
Baz So Jimmy Anderson ends his glittering Test career on 704 🏏. I think he actually deserved two farewells. The first at Lord's, the second at his home ground of Old Trafford. He might have equalled or surpassed the late Shane Warne's record of 708 but I guess we'll never know.

I think it's also fitting though that he doesn't disturb Shane's record as a mark of respect for his premature passing.

Jimmy is a legend of English cricket and I don't see his wicket record being overhauled by any bowler anytime soon.

12 Jul 2024 13:18:01
Very good post Georgey.

12 Jul 2024 13:29:39
Jimmy an absolute Legend

impossible to replace.

12 Jul 2024 17:49:07
Thanks 🙏 Baz. His farewell interview with Nasser brought a tear 😢 to my eye. It must actually be a very difficult time for him especially when he knows he could continue for the rest of the season. Legend.

13 Jul 2024 09:52:43
Yep. One of the finest swinger of a cricket ball I’ve ever seen. If not the.

08 Jul 2024 20:56:52
U21s watchers, what's James Debayo like as a player? Apparently been training with the first team.

08 Jul 2024 23:22:21
havent watched U21s much this season .

after Orta gave away another U21 gem in Max Dean ( who is off to Toulouse for a £ 1 million ) . to add to Leif Davis debacle.

09 Jul 2024 08:43:19
With a 50% sell on clause, which will be £750k in the bank at the £1.5m fee.

09 Jul 2024 10:43:11
So pretty much the same amount as Leif Davis.

A pittance.

09 Jul 2024 10:55:16
Gem is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, Baz.

In reality, it's a nice bit of dough for a player who was NEVER going to break into our first team.

09 Jul 2024 11:02:12
Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but so is the search bar on here. And when you type in 'Leif Davis', you weren't asking for him to play at all before he left, Baz. And only complained about how we'd lost a great player once he'd left and had a good season elsewhere. Funny that.

09 Jul 2024 12:12:37
Lol Dill! Bang on there fella!

09 Jul 2024 12:15:16
Absloutely erroneous Dill in missing FACT!

I can assure you 100 % I having spent the entirety of the awful 2021/ 22 season moaning on this forum about many things one being tne truly gash LB Junior Firpo

BOTH George AND I ( and others) 100% strongly lamented in several nposts on this forum in summer of 2022 IMMEDIATELY on the news of the sale of LB ' very good 'Leif Davis' and lambasting the paltry fee by Marsch AND Orta!

Would you NOT expect me NOT to do so Dill! Come on! LMAO 😀☺

Neither George nor I would wait an entire 2022/ 23 season to do so . search engine entirety "efficiency" or not!

Even YOU Dill imo would have been more preferable at LB than my utter disdain of the abysmal Firpo at LB in 2021/ 22 season. Leif Davis certainly was more preferable to Firpo! Logical!

Funny that! 🤔☺.

09 Jul 2024 12:19:12
And Dill who says Max Dean is not already Champo level QUALITY? . or would be soon Champo level QUALITY .

You?

Farke picking him and others though is another matter. yes.

09 Jul 2024 12:46:26
People are free to use the search bar, as I did. Pre Davis leaving not once did you say he should be playing or given a chance. I've checked. It's in black and white going all the way back to 2019.

Can lambast all you want after the fact. Fact is, as evidenced by prior posts, you didn't want him to play before he left. Then only complained about it later.


He was injury prone for us and all of his previous managers didn't think he was good enough to be in the squad. It's only after having a good season in L1 that people start complaining about losing a great player. He wasn't great when we lost him. He wasn't even getting in the squad. He needed that move for his own progression, as he wouldn't have got it staying at Leeds.

Haha, just exactly what we need is that, a striker who could soon be Champo quality 🙄 Dose of reality for you here: Dean was not going to get a start over Bamford, Piroe, Rutter or Joseph, all of which have started at CF at points last season. So he would've been fifth choice CF. Dean and Joseph both from the u21s. The club picked the better player to progress to the first team, in Joseph. And rightly so.

Or should we just promote them all regardless of who's better?

09 Jul 2024 12:49:08
So you spent ALL 21/ 22 season complaining about our LB, yet you never asked for Davis to play. Interesting 🤣.

09 Jul 2024 13:00:43
RECEIPTS

Before Davis left

14th Oct 2020:
It's not as if we are blessed with a plethora of left backs. Alioski never convinces at left back and Davis for me looked well out of his depth against City.

After he left thus was the first post you complained about him leaving. Check the date 👀

07 Mar 2023 11:06:41
#Moving on younger players too soon

Bielsa's fave Leif Davis has one understands created 95 chances for Ipswich (the highest in L1) and scored 2 goals and 9 assists

loaning him rather than selling him was the better option for Leeds United

another VO blunder.


Unfortunately, mate, it seems you're the one who's erroneous and missing in fact.

09 Jul 2024 13:46:02
Yes Dill a very young LD in 2020.against Citeh one of best team in world .

Baz wanted a very good LB . instead we got an Orta special

Dill efficacy of search engine or not

I know what I post and when

As ever as I do with every player sale I posted immediately in summer 2022 on Leif Davis sale and derisory fee

Would you not expect me to do. so Dill? Genuinely? I comment on ALL topics as you well know!

Lmao 🤨☺😀.

09 Jul 2024 14:01:01
I've been rained off today so have had too much time on my hands.

All good fun, Baz, and no offense intended, haha.

Just trying to highlight that no one expected him to drop down a level and progress as he has done. Fans, coaches, etc. But it was seemingly needed for his progression as he has done brilliantly since. I'm of the belief he wouldn't have progressed as well at Leeds if he had stayed.

09 Jul 2024 14:11:16
Indeed Dill pal.

04 Jul 2024 06:36:56
Southgate making tactical changes. Playing two goalkeepers I believe. So a goalie can take the kick off and not only receive it.