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07 Apr 2020 15:37:10
So last season we got slaughtered over Spygate as Derby took the high moral ground as they sell their ground to their shady owner. Then sign Rooney on a dodgy deal, and now have furloughed their non playing Staff and won't be making up the 20% shortfall on their wages. It would be nice to hear what the pundits who hammered us last year such as Jenas, Collymore, Andrews, Keown etc think of Derby now, but I am sure the silence will be deafening. MOT.

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07 Apr 2020 17:07:18
Absolutely Feath! They’re showing themselves right up!

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07 Apr 2020 19:15:47
Spot on guys.

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07 Apr 2020 11:40:47

US prosecutors announce that ( former) . Fifa officials took bribes in the awarding of the World Cup tournaments to Russia 2018 and Qatar 2022.

FIFA, UEFA, THE FA, THE EFL need to be thoroughly scrutinised, investigated, policed, dismantled
and reformed . # None of them for decades have been fit for purpose.

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07 Apr 2020 13:33:53
Just imagine what would happen if Leeds United did something similar.

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07 Apr 2020 17:08:30
Couldn’t agree more Baz! Corrupt AF!

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07 Apr 2020 10:59:52
If the police now have the power to break up groups, can they start with Coldplay?

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07 Apr 2020 11:32:13
Nah Coldplay early stuff especially is good . thousands of bands / groups worse.

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07 Apr 2020 07:02:36
Roofe seems to have a lot to say. Just read he said Leeds must not go up if season not completed and season must be voided. No winners, no losers. just null and void. Why are his simplistic thoughts so worthy of being recorded?

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07 Apr 2020 10:26:56
Everyone has an opinion in truth no easy answers what's fair to clubs and fans and what's not. The chasing pack have a say the teams facing relegation have a say. Truth is the winners and losers are not decided yet. Liverpool maybe by TKO but who knows.

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07 Apr 2020 11:18:36
Kemar Roofe another seemingly bitter ex player with no love or loyalty to Leeds . he should shut up and focus on trying to improve his unimpressive
appearance/ injury record and genèrally fairly mediocre goals record for a striker!

His move to the 'mighty' Anderlecht hardly a successful one . they have finished a very mediocre 8th in the Belgium league and Roofe played less than half their matches and scored just 6 goals!

Do one Kemar.

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07 Apr 2020 11:25:57
Kemar Roofe seemingly another bitter former player with no love or loyalty to Leeds United.

Roofe should shut up and focus instead on his mediocre, unsuccessful appearances, injuries and goals record

Roofe and his current club Anderlecht have had very mediocre, unsuccessful seasons Just 6 goals by Roofe for Anderlect who finished 8th

Do one Kemar!

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Review Of The Day 7th April 2020

07 Apr 2020 07:39:02
{Ed's Note - Ed001 has posted a new article entitled, Review Of The Day 7th April 2020

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07 Apr 2020 19:20:25
And yes Roofe did have a decent season last year 15 goals inn28 games but he did crucially miss 18 league games through various injuries. and this season he played just 13 league games. definitely injury prone.

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06 Apr 2020 14:56:55
Ireland on lock down due to the virus! Paddy and Murphy have just been signed up by the army. They are given a rifle each and told. ' Martial law has been declared! Anyone caught out after 6 pm it's SHOOT TO KILL!
On their first day, they are sitting on a rooftop when Paddy let's off 3 rounds and kills a man who is walking along the pavement!
Murphy shouts JESUS PADDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S ONLY 5.45! Paddy replies: I Know where he lives. He'll never fcuking make it home by 6!😂😂😂.

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06 Apr 2020 12:34:54

Due to the current financial situation caused by the Corona Virus and slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early) .

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination) .

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers) .

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents and Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance) .

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much rubbish (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of rubbish they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your TD, who has been trained to give you all the rubbish you can handle.

The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E. V. I. L. )

PS - Due to Corona Virus, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

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07 Apr 2020 10:57:07
Sounds quite accurate to me Farsley but I am sure there are a few holes to be exploited.

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06 Apr 2020 13:04:00
Just a heads up guys, if you get an email from the Department of Health saying not to eat tinned porkand ham because it contains Covid-19, ignore it, It's just spam.

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06 Apr 2020 14:50:33
My sense of humour le 🤣.

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