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19 Jan 2019 05:13:45
Do we think spygate will be forgotten by the game? I wonder if it may work against us a little today and the fact stoke are due a good game at some point after their recent form and of course they will raise their game for us. They have some strong players there who have not yet clicked. However I will keep positive and go for a 2 nil to us. Klich and Roberts to score late on. MOT.

19 Jan 2019 06:31:32
I’ve been worried before games recently.
But after derby performance. No more worries for me.
Stoke can’t live with us.
1-2!

19 Jan 2019 03:30:37
3 mill for Clark.
Sooooo funny. Abs hilarious. They must have forgot a 0!
Should be deducted points for ungentlemanly conduct.

19 Jan 2019 05:07:34
Ha, 3 mil wouldn't pay the tax on his evaluation. Who do these clowns think we are. This young guy is worth more than Sterling.
We are Spy's. no sorry We are leeds. MoT.

19 Jan 2019 05:52:36
Really can't believe that any club thought that £3m would do the job. The level of confidence their supporters have in their club leadership decision making must be rock bottom.

18 Jan 2019 21:22:32
Just been on LUFC web site (still crap) but is that girl interviewing Eddie Gray, Emma, George?

If so can you set another quiz with the prize the same as last time.

It was an evening out with her was it not?

It would make an old man very, very, very happy. That is if it didn't kill me.

Mind, what a way to die!

18 Jan 2019 22:58:48
If she was a blonde version of the painting in “allo, allo” as in the fallen Madonna with the big b00bies, then yep, that would’ve been Emma. She’s a very good reporter, and journalist.

19 Jan 2019 00:49:37
I’ve only got two things to say to that!

18 Jan 2019 23:19:18
She was. She was.

Never mind the reporter and journalist part.

The rest will do for me.

Come on George, get the quiz up and running.

Please.

19 Jan 2019 02:49:13
Tewi She is rather nice. I always like to visit LUTV and the website to keep abreast of what's going on 😁. Her job interview must've been real short. You're hired! Can you start today?

As for another quiz, when something leaps to mind I'll post. I wonder if any of the players have tried to date her. It's a miracle we're top because I'd get distracted. She must've come up once or twice in dressing room banter.

18 Jan 2019 20:17:44
If I was AR and Orta I would be pushing hard to tie up any incoming transfers this window. Just in case the EFL decide to hit us with an embargo.
Don't think they will but wouldn't put anything past them.

18 Jan 2019 21:47:00
Incoming transfer I think! Trouble is, the only way you can do that is pay the first price you’re offered or close to it. I suspect there is a bit of haggling going on!

18 Jan 2019 23:01:39
Have I missed something? Why would we face a transfer ban? Our finances are in order and we haven't approached anyone illegally? All we have is a guy, stood at a fence, watching a team train around cones next to a public footpath.

19 Jan 2019 00:55:54
Bright, you’ve not been paying attention, he was dressed in full camouflage gear, carrying weapons of mass destruction.
Furthermore He was found in Fat franks office hiding in the filing cabinet having drilled a hole in the side so he could watch the great management guro in action contemplating his strategy for the game by gleaning ideas from the 1979 Roy of the Rovers annual given to him by his Uncle!

I’m sure that’s what they said on Sky!

19 Jan 2019 01:22:19
And he had written a secret message that could only be read by MB using his special decoder ring of which only one now remains in existence as that particular cereal has been discontinued.

19 Jan 2019 05:49:56
Funny Spanish.
I can’t believe derby have given him an office.
Don’t you need to be able to read and write and like think for one of those.
Give him a bench with room for his roy of the rovers and that will do.

18 Jan 2019 20:10:26
If we haven't broken any rules why should we get any penalty?
Surly it should be a slap on the wrist and don't do it again and then implement a new ruling.

{Ed025's Note - sounds fair to me mate..

18 Jan 2019 19:59:26
The point a lot of the pundits, and FF specifically, are missing out is that Bielsa's genius doesn't lie in the collation of the information for analysis. Anyone can replicate this if they throw enough man hours at it. The key, and the difference Bub brings to the table, is knowing what to do with it.
FF confronted with this depth of detail would immediately suffer from paralysis by analysis Bielsa, on the other hand, knows how to separate the wheat from the chaff He has the ability to break down hour upon hour of tedious football viewing into 15 minute bite sized chunks the players can understand and integrate into their own individual match day game plans
If FF could comprehend this he would realise that someone looking in on a training run is no big deal. Instead he thinks having information magically makes it useable. It doesn't. The reason other managers don't go to the same lengths of analysis as Bub is because they can't utilise it all. The reason Bielsa does is because he can.

18 Jan 2019 23:20:23
Sly sports are to blame for a lot of this. Their stirring the couldren by asking everyone who they interview their opinion on it. I'm sick of hearing from all these self appointed morality inspectors because their a so squeaky clean and never done anything wrong. Heard Keith the children's presenter andrews has changed his mind on leeds now and says he actually likes us now. TURNCOAT.

18 Jan 2019 20:35:52
The Keith Andrews bit true or what?!

18 Jan 2019 21:03:42
I agree Martyn, Sky are stirrers.

18 Jan 2019 21:07:01
What Martyn? Where did you see that? He is a right, better not say what I really think of him.

18 Jan 2019 21:18:52
Yes cork I read it on sly news channel. He will realise he has to walk through the car park often so changed his time rapid.

18 Jan 2019 23:09:09
Jim 'The Stirrer' White is as guilty as any, never stopped banging on about it. Bet he didn't harp on about his beloved Rangers when they were up to no good with their finances!

18 Jan 2019 23:10:00
Agree Martyn, and great opening post too Kiwi!
Sky are just playing the marketing game! We’ve been on their channels more than 90% of teams in the PL! We are their cash cow, and they are playing a game aimed at making more money for themselves. What is more disgusting, is that most of the money they make from us is ploughed into the PL teams! But what do the FA do? Investigate a man at a fence on a path, while their pockets get lined by corporate cash from an organisation that doesn’t give a plop for the game, just profit. But hey, that’s business.

19 Jan 2019 00:08:06
Cash cow? Not quite sure about that one as yet Bright.

19 Jan 2019 02:04:25
He's right Corky, we're on S*y more than about any other team in the country and last season ended up with £7.6M whereas PL failures got relegated with over £95M so from that point of view, and bearing in mind Leeds attract over 400,000 viewers, we are a cash cow for them.

18 Jan 2019 19:13:30
Monks men to dour a point from Norwich tonight? or maybe 3.

18 Jan 2019 21:19:18
Letting us down big time.

18 Jan 2019 23:11:13
And monk is quite happy to say that they lost to a great team. That man is a stinker of the most bitter order! 🤬.

18 Jan 2019 19:00:09
YES IT'S LEEDS SO SCREW TAKE POINTS OFF . OK BRISTOL CITY . BUT IF YOU HAVE A CUP GAME YOU SEND SOMEONE TO WATCH THE WHOLE GAME . AND IT doesn't SAY IN RULES YOU can't . BUT PICK ON LEEDS . AGAIN.

18 Jan 2019 19:51:59
Ohmygod.
Oh my lord wtf?!

18 Jan 2019 21:34:16
Oneleeds is alive and well! 😂😂.

18 Jan 2019 21:20:33
Omg take a chill pill you will give yourself a embolism.

19 Jan 2019 02:05:20
Too late Martyn, his head's exploded.

19 Jan 2019 02:51:48
Danum You're so right 😆.

18 Jan 2019 18:47:30
Looks like we signed Kiko just in time, Real going to have to use their former No 4 keeper on Saturday.

18 Jan 2019 19:33:17
Timing is everything. Looks like deal wouldn't have been done today.

18 Jan 2019 18:38:48
Martyn Love your new avatar bro.

18 Jan 2019 21:21:25
Cheers my man, it's called peeking pete. You can buy em for your fence.