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04 May 2024 12:38:35
Impressive start.

04 May 2024 12:10:39
May the 4th be with you Leeds United today 🤞🏻.

04 May 2024 11:56:01
ok boys it's nearly time, can miracles happen. Marching on together whatever happens, we all love leeds.

04 May 2024 12:04:17
I think I've got PMT (pre match tension! )

04 May 2024 11:45:59
Has he dropped gray? And kept byram on wrong flank?

04 May 2024 09:30:43
Huddersfield didn't do us any favours it would be too much to ask for them to scupper Ipswich.

04 May 2024 08:36:46
Very much looking forward to the match today but under no illusions that our defense and midfield has to be better aligned and playing with a considerable more confidence if we are to win this game.
After having not so long ago having the best defense in the lègue to almost the worst is a worrying factor.
Just hoping they can all dig deep and rediscover that form once again and get this victory over the Saints.
Then we’ll see what comes after.

04 May 2024 08:48:38
Pretty much everything in a nutshell there, OP!
Fingers crossed time!

04 May 2024 10:08:50
Rodon and Ampadu have been doing extra training sessions, to work on attacking set pieces.
So we might just see a headed goal from a corner/ free kick.

04 May 2024 10:47:10
But if we don't get promoted for 3 or 4 years their contracts will run down and they become free agents.

04 May 2024 12:24:50
Has it just dawned on the coaching staff and players that the corner set pieces hasn’t been great, on the final game of the season?! Seriously?!
I actually thought Martin was resting his 5 regular starters the last couple of games, looking towards the playoffs, but how naive of me, he was resting them for his cup final against Leeds and his former manager! He obviously doesn’t give a monkeys if any of them get injured today, and miss the playoffs, as long as he can beat us. For me, you shouldn’t need any team talk, that alone should be enough to stuff them. Come on Leeds.

04 May 2024 08:33:57
Hoping someone knows the answer to this, if we don't achieve promotion before all the loanees contracts expire do they leave for free leaving us with a massive debt.

04 May 2024 08:50:02
No. Only Koch, Bill, and I think Greenwood have expiring contracts.
The rest can only leave if we sell them.

04 May 2024 08:55:42
My understanding is and I’m willing to be corrected, is that they all have a second year loan clause.

04 May 2024 09:00:51
Just sell them all.
I would have considered Harrison to fill a bit of gap of losing Jimmy but not now he proud Tonian.
Sell all first week of window. Sell all surplus squad second week. Rebuild third week. Sorted.

04 May 2024 07:39:43
{Ed's Note - Seano_ has posted a new article entitled, What Liverpool FC Should Do

04 May 2024 05:26:28
Call me the eternal optimist, a dreamer, or just plain crazy, but I have another of my gut feelings.

Leeds will beat Southampton
Huddersfield will beat Ipswich

and as a result we will be automatically promoted.

I only hope it is as correct as my previous gut feelings.

04 May 2024 06:34:11
Let the journey begin Jungle! On On On!

04 May 2024 07:06:56
This is it boys, judgement day! Good post Jungle, and I pray 🙏 you are right mate, but if not, dry your eyes mate as it’s off to Wembley we go 👍 we are all wounded but a good team performance today against the Saints bodes well for the play offs. DF needs to put a huge marker down today to say, ‘we are Leeds, we want this more than you’ nothing less than our strongest possible team needs to be on that pitch, and the players on that pitch need to leave everything they have on it, nothing less will suffice! Alright, we have been hurt, but we have a second bite at the cherry, and how many teams would give their right arm for that opportunity, stop sulking Leeds, seize this opportunity and you will go down in Leeds United history, come on Daniel, come on Leeds, let’s do this MOT ALAW 👍👍🙏🙏🤞🤞👍👍.

04 May 2024 07:57:43
I have a feeling also Jungle

A feeling that you didn't go bed yet have downed to much alcohol and had a " good idea " and are now talking silly with a phone in your hand 🤣

We probs beat Saints alright

But Ipswich will clobber udders

Not sure about playoffs, as it's just a Leeds thing to be rubbish at them once again 🤣.

04 May 2024 08:05:49
Rousing speech Sir Woody Churchill

Think Leeds will win narrowly
Leeds 2 Saints 1

But the devotees of Crufts will get beat easily

Ipswich 3 Huddersfield 0

So.

Brush up on your singing of " Wemberley Wemberley we are the famous Leeds United. "

04 May 2024 08:16:11
I’m not sure what I think. Anything could happen. I think we will beat saints but my head says tractors will trounce the dogs.
My heart says two tractors sent off in first half and five dodgy pens awarded to the dogs and they hold off a tractor 4 goal added time fight back to win 4-5.

04 May 2024 08:35:18
You may mock the source of my gut feeling Chris x 2 (none of your theories are correct I might add 🤣) , but I have only had "gut feelings" like this twice before.

Both times they were correct, even though the predicted outcomes were considered to be unlikely.

That is why I remain hopeful and, to be doubly sure, have put my money on both Saints and Ipswich winning.

Me backing anything is the kiss of death. 🤣.

04 May 2024 09:05:56
What were the 2 previous correct "gut feelings" Jungle?

Any details?

04 May 2024 09:41:53
Think 🤔 one was you and George talk bollcks and the other one was Leicester would be champions.
Can’t argue with that form x.

04 May 2024 10:00:04
I don't get them often Baz.

First time was March last year to beat Wolves scoring 3+ goals and more recently last month to beat Middlesborough scoring 3+ goals.

There must be a posting history somewhere if you wanted to check it.

04 May 2024 10:01:43
Oh and I forgot to mention you could ask any of my mates in my punters about what happens when I bet on something.

04 May 2024 10:45:13
Great post jungle, and I’ve had the same bet today an all. Leeds and the Terriers both to win (calling then the Terriers today, not The Dogs, because I’m their biggest fan for one day only - what have I been reduced to 🤦‍♂️)
🚜👦👦 are going to choke and lose 2-0 and Leeds, a late Joe Geldhart goal (85th minute sub, scores in 98th minute) . Leeds go up, Baz starts calling for Farke to be crowned manager of the year, (the other) Junior Firpo is worshipped as a God throughout Yorkshire

My bet was just a double, Leeds and udders to win, it wasn’t all the other details but don’t worry, it’s nailed on.

04 May 2024 11:14:33
OK cheers Jungle. Yep I remember the Boro one.

03 May 2024 21:25:06
Is it me or is there a lot of bickering going on.
We have either 1 game left or 4, and i know whatever happens I will still be Leeds, and don't get me wrong I've shouted and screamed throughout the season, but we have all been round long enough to know that Leeds never have it easy.
Would you like it easy? Not sure I would, what did manutd have to talk about in the 90s, nothing that's what, just boring winning every week. Life is a rollercoaster just got to ride it, and i for one will take the ups, downs and bumps.
Looking forward to the journey whatever the destination. MOT.

03 May 2024 22:51:54
Good post Dougie.

Wherever we find ourselves next season, you are quite right, we will all be shouting and screaming again (and we will enjoy every minute of it! )

03 May 2024 23:06:13
Dougie We could also and more than likely have 3 games left.

04 May 2024 01:19:12
Baz the Bookie
Place your bets

3 games left 1/ 2

4 games left evens

1 game left 16/ 1.

04 May 2024 09:30:16
So based on those odds Baz, your prediction is our season ends in the Play-Off semi finals?